Archive Maintainer : Advanced engine needed : ZDoom 2.1.7 Primary purpose : Single Play =========================================================================== Title : Nucking Futs!! Filename : nuckfuts.wad Release date : Tomorrow (See "Build Time") Author : Wills Email Address : willsh@aol.com Other Files By Author : Oh gee, where to begin. Catharsis, Death of an Emo, The Archives Are Doomed (both editions), Untitled, Weirdo Bizarre, Giulio Galassi Must Die, How Not To Be Seen, Attack of the Doomworld - oops, I haven't released that one yet. ;) Misc. Author Info : Sometimes I look at what I make and think, "What the hell was I smoking?" Description : *insert description here* is so cliche, yno. Story : Okay, so you've met up with this egotistical bastard who claims he's a 'mapper' of some sort. Thing is, he won't stop bothering you, which is a shame since he has complete conrol over your universe. You have no choice but to do what he says. But as he sends you on quests that get more and more retarded, you notice he's not quite right in the head. You've got to get out of here... Additional Credits to : Lysergic acid diethylamide, for inspiration in my times of creative fallowness. =========================================================================== * What is included * New levels : Uh, thirteen... ish. I think. Sounds : No Music : Hell yes! Music I made by the sweat of my brow, and some other songs. Graphics : Yes Dehacked/BEX Patch : No Demos : No Other : Yes Other files required : Latest Zdoom My Minuet Is Very Long : Cruel regulators * Play Information * Game : DOOM2 Map # : MAP01 - MAP04, then it gets pretty fucked up from there. Single Player : Designed for Cooperative 2-4 Player : No Deathmatch 2-4 Player : No Catch The Chicken 2-4 Player : No Dumbfuck Match 4%5 - QF² Player : Forks only, aces long Other game styles : Speedrun? Difficulty Settings : Eh Sombreros : Plenty of 'em! Wait... hold on a sec... no. Sorry. * Construction * Base : Straight from the wrinkles of the grey lump in my head! Tech Bases : Two Build Time : Negative infinity picoseconds. Which means I finished it tomorrow. Editor(s) used : Doombuilder, XWE, Paint, ModPlug Known Bugs : Nothing not intentional. May Not Run With... :Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers Copyright / Permissions * Do whatever you want, except you can't do anything with it. * Where to get the file that this text file describes * The Usual: ftp://archives.3dgamers.com/pub/idgames/ and mirrors Web sites: http://www.doomworld.com/idgames FTP sites: Fat chance * A Note To Players * I know lots of people don't like jokewads. If you don't, don't play this, as it's very likely to not change your opinion. This is a very experimental jokewad and not for all people. I've made this for my own enjoyment, and if you don't like it then tough luck. If you're disappointed and were expecting something better for my next jokewad, I'll just tell you that something big is coming along soon. ;)